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The Lord yoinketh and the Lord yeetheth away

We do this not because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy

Friends Welcome, Family by Appointment Only

Biggest Bitch Recognition Award 2023

College of Winterhold

The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee

In banana years, you're bread

In banana years, you're bread

Like a good neighbor, Stay over there

Like a good neighbor, Stay over there

Unattended Children

If idiots could fly, this would be an airport

This isn't a crack house, it's a crack home

Employees must wash hands

Schrute Farms - B&B

3 of the hardest things to say...

Secret Entrance This Way

Live Simply and eat tacos

I'm not Superstitious

Life is uncertain, eat dessert first

That's what she said

Death cannot stop true love

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal

By Grabthars Hammer, You shall be Avenged!

The Dude Abides

If you ain't first, you're last

You got accepted into Community College

If I could describe myself in 3 words

I run like the winded

I got a bad feeling about this

Live, Laugh, Mind your own damn business

I'm not an Early Bird or a Night Owl

Huge Fan of Space

Life is too short to remove USB safely

Certainly not Everybody could have been Kung Fu Fighting

I thought I liked coffee

Failure is a dick

Everyone at my funeral gets a taser

You're not wrong...

Don't be a dick

Never compliment a woman on her mustache

I'm in it for the Bacon

4 out of 3 people struggle with math

You cannot make everyone happy

God give me patience...

Build a man a fire

Some people need a high five...

Just because you're unique

Failure - When your best just isn't good enough

If agreed with you we'd both be wrong

You are as useful

The best way to a man's heart

If you were a Spice you'd be flour

First of all, No.

There's no gym for you face.

It wasn't until I had Children