Sassy House on the Prairie — Shop — Tilted Tinker

The Lord yoinketh and the Lord yeetheth away

We do this not because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy

Friends Welcome, Family by Appointment Only

The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee

Like a good neighbor, Stay over there

Like a good neighbor, Stay over there

Unattended Children

This isn't a crack house, it's a crack home

Secret Entrance This Way

Live Simply and eat tacos

Life is uncertain, eat dessert first

You got accepted into Community College

Live, Laugh, Mind your own damn business

I'm not an Early Bird or a Night Owl

Huge Fan of Space

Life is too short to remove USB safely

I thought I liked coffee

Everyone at my funeral gets a taser

I'm in it for the Bacon

God give me patience...