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Sale Price:$20.00 Original Price:$25.00
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Each of our signs are unique as no dead tree is the same. We use the help of our unpaid robot interns to engrave each sign for uniformity, then hand paint each letter which is not uniform in the slightest, finish everything off with a good sanding, some fancy edges, stain and clear coat so they'll burn extra hot in the case of emergency.

Each sign measures 12 x 3.5”

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Each of our signs are unique as no dead tree is the same. We use the help of our unpaid robot interns to engrave each sign for uniformity, then hand paint each letter which is not uniform in the slightest, finish everything off with a good sanding, some fancy edges, stain and clear coat so they'll burn extra hot in the case of emergency.

Each sign measures 12 x 3.5”

Each of our signs are unique as no dead tree is the same. We use the help of our unpaid robot interns to engrave each sign for uniformity, then hand paint each letter which is not uniform in the slightest, finish everything off with a good sanding, some fancy edges, stain and clear coat so they'll burn extra hot in the case of emergency.

Each sign measures 12 x 3.5”